Here's where you can learn about stuff I'm doing! WOW!!!
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4-12-09 |
There's a new video up in the media section! It's called Colonel Mustard! Check it out! Also, I'm judging the Super U: It's Hilarious Comedy Video Contest. Click here to check that out. It's crazy, the winner gets $10,000, their video shown at the Just For Laughs Festival, and free travel to the festival. I wish I was in the damn thing myself!
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4-10-09 |
Hello friends! The new video "Poo" is now up in the media section! However, if you're in the Robert Selander Fan Club, you'd have already seen it a month ago. Wow! Also, look for a new video next week. It will be neato. That's all for now. Shut up!
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2-8-09 |
Hi everyone! Stuff is happening! Lucifer's Crewcut is slated to finish filming March16th. It's almost done! Also, I've finished a new video entitled "Poo". It won't be out until August unless you are in The Robert Selander Fan Club, then you'll get a super secret email to the super secret Robert Selander Fan Club page! This is only for fan club members! Anyone can join, just go to the fanclub section of this site for more info. Also, new videos should be up in the super secret section pretty frequently, so join up and stay tuned! Also, I've got a bunch of shows. Here they are: Day Before Valentine's Day Show Dr. Presto's Magic Mansion Stay tuned for more of my crap! |
1-25-09 |
Hello friends. I can't believe it's been since November that I've put any news items up on the ol' website-a-roo! Well, a lot's gone down. Lucifer's Crewcut is almost done. We just have to shoot the final scenes and I will have made my first real film. I'm super excited and nervous to complete it. Also, my band Tartar Control is about to finish its first album. It'll be 22 songs of putrid, mormon, punk rock glory. Then there's the videos. I've got two filmed and one almost edited. They won't be out for a bit but until then come on out and see a show! Here's a few below! WEEE!!! Bun Burger Bun Burger FUN! The Tomorrow Show That's all for now, but stay tuned. New stuff, big changes, and new videos are all in the works!!
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11-7-08 |
OK. It's now November and a few things are about to go down: 1. I'm finally moving into a house to LIVE!!! 2. I'm taking another trip to San Francisco to film another section of my film, Lucifer's Crewcut. And 3. I can finally start where I left off and make videos again. It' been a rough summer and fall but now I am ready. There are about 10 to film, and when they are all completed I will let them loose. So watch out! That's the update. So eat some farts!!
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10-2-08 |
Well friends, it's October 2nd and I'm offically homeless. I never thought being homeless would mean that I'd be so busy!!! Right now I'm making an awesome short film, putting together a crazy, interactive live show, doing stand up, and working two jobs, on top of couch hopping. But when the month is all done, I'll have an appartment, a feeling of relief and a lot of free time!!! YAY!! The film is the most important thing right now. It's turned into an awesome project with people in it who I never thought I'd EVER get to work with. There's headlining comedians, Maria Bamford, Arj Barker, Doug Benson, Robert Hawkins, and Punk Rock Legend-- the lead singer of The Dead Kennedys-- Jello Biafra!!! It's going to be an awesome film!!! It's called Lucifer's Crewcut and if you want to know more, just click here. Also, we're still looking for donations to help pay for all the hard work everybody is doing to make this film so cool! So if you have a dollar to spare and you want to support your local death metal barbershop quartet, click here! And if you donate, you get cool stuff like stickers or a signed picture of Lucifer's Crewcut!!! WOW! So that's the news. BLAH! |