I just filmed a new video yesterday. It's going to be called "Poo". It's probably the most immature video I've ever made. I don't know when I'll post it though. I may make a few more and have my own little mini season of random videos that I made myself. WEE!! In other news, I've been working on a short film I wrote called "Lucifer's Crewcut" It's the story of a real death metal barbershop quartet. There will be a website up soon and you'll be able to get more info on the film and everything. Here's a little tid bit though, we got Jello Biafra to make a cameo!!! HOLY SHITSONSVILLE!!!! When we get the site up you'll have to check it out.

The production company who's making the film is called Purebred Productions. They are a husband and wife team who my buddy Sal and I have been friends with for a long time. They are totally badical!

Also, here's some shows!
--The Smiley Face Show, August 23, 9pm @ The Westside Eclectic... $8 Cover

Sorry, just one show.

I just got the video to my appearance on the Gong Show! Click here to see it!You can also see my audition tape for the show by clicking here!

Well, now that everything is back to normal with my house you can expect videos to be coming out more frequently again. So stay tuned in! Plus there will be a conclusion to the epic dinosaur fight contest really soon!

Hey!!! I'm going to be on "The Gong Show" July 17th @ 10pm on Comedy Central!!! Watch and see me be amazing on TV! WOW!!

That's the big news anyway. Other than that, some tinyTV show on G4 called "Attack of the Show" featured my "Bowie" video as an epic fail and thanked me for ruining comedy. I haven't seen it yet, but all I know is this: all is going according to plan. My master plot to finally wipe out all comedy in the universe is FINALLY coming to fruition! Soon there will be no more laughing! All will cry and have sad pouty faces!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Also, my house is finally done being worked on so there will be more videos soon and the epic conclusion to the dinosaur fight picture contest!!!!

Hey freinds! Sorry it's been so long since I've done anything, but I've been super busy. Here's what's been going on: First of all, I'll ge apearing on the new Gong Show on Comedy Central!!! They had me come on and pull a rabbit out of my stomach. I don't know yet when my episode is airing but the show starts airing July 17th. So check it out!! Also, I've spent this entire month restoring and painting my living rooms and dining room. So when new videos come out, don't think I got rich and moved somewhere super nice. I just worked my ass off on the rooms.

Here's some show stuff:
-Don't miss my band Tartar Control Perform weekly at The Ed Galvez Punk House at the Westside Ecectic! We do that show every Wednesday at 9pm!

-I'll being performing at The Tomorrow Show at the Steve Allen Theatre July 19th at midnight! WOOWWWWOOOOO!!!

Also, Also, watch out for new videos coming soon!!!

Hey everyone! I'm still looking for Dinosaur Fight pics!! I've got some super awesome ones already, but I'm looking for more!!!

This has gone past the point of just wanting pics, now it is a full out contest!! The best pic sent to me by June 1st, 2008 will get a fanclub membership (with taco), a free fan club t-shirt, and the chance to spend the day with me!! WEEE!!!

It will be glorious and fantastic!!! HOORAY!!!

So send in those dino fight pics now and get on your way!!!

And don't worry, the ones aready sent in are included in the contest, so don't worry!

You can send the pics to me on myspace or to: fanclub@robertselander.com

Let the DINO FIGHTS BEGIN!!!

Also, come on out to the Westside Eclectic on May 7th. I'll be performing at Ed Galvez's "Punk House". Come on out! The cover is $8 but there's free BEER!!!

Hello friends. I just put "Old Indian Man" up in the stand up section. I had lost the footage files and had to recapture and edit it, but it should be clearer and better than it is on myspace or youtube. So check it out!

The website has been updated!!! There is finally a gallery section... with pictures!!! Wow! Also, there is stand up comedy in the stand up section! Check it out! Also, I have actual links on the links page and a few little tweeks here and there that only I will ever notice. So enjoy!!

Tartar Control is playing Punk House at the Westside Eclectic this Wednesday!!! Come out and watch as we BLOW YOUR MINDS!!!! The show starts at 9pm and there's an $8 cover. The show is full of funny comedians and then us!!! Click on the Links to get all the info for the show!

Hey everyone! The new video, "Necronomicon" is now up in the media section!! Also, I've got a few new shows coming up so make sure you've got your calendar free so you can come see the AMAZING new shows!! Here they are:

--Monday, Mar. 10th, 9pm @ Garage Comedy
NO COVER!!

-- Sunday, Mar. 16th, 8pm @ The Saucy Sunday Stand Up Show
NO COVER, it's at Vitello's

-- Friday, May 16th, 8pm @ The Purple Onion in San Francisco
Cover: TBA

I'll be doing a live show at Garage Comedy this Monday!! I'll be doing a new character and showing "Minotaur" on their screen. Don't miss it, or else you'll regret it for the rest of your life! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!